REgarding cake batter, don't lead me on
and say that the cake batter ice cream
so delicately pastelled in cream and pink and baby blue
is the holy grail of desserts I seek.
Don't say, "It's so simple!" in that annoyingly delicate little font.
Do not even Attempt to list more than 4, no, 3 ingredients
and not include golden cake batter mix
from Duncan Hines,
Creator of my childhood batter,
For I seek the simple, pure recipe.
Don't even, cause I can't even.